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Post by Dizzy on Mar 28, 2011 4:56:11 GMT -4
G O D C A N
S A V E U S •••
So, I don't know about you guys, but those religious wack jobs have been pissing me the hell off.
They think that it's their business to show up, wherever there happens to be human beings, to start preaching about how if we would all just repent, there would no longer be such a thing as zombies. Yeah, right.
Where was their precious Jesus when everything started happening? I don't think there was a single one of us that didn't pray when the end of the world came? Where was their God when our world was turned upside down, and then thrown into a clusterfuck and then wrapped in anarchy? Nowhere.
All I know is that they had better keep their preaching asses away from Nicky Nuclear, or there will be hell to pay. I'll show them the apocalypse... A second time!
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Post by THE G O S S I P_ ZOMBIE on Jun 7, 2011 19:47:35 GMT -4
Here's something that faggot, fuck wad, Nicky Nuclear hasn't told you yet...
Baha! Where is your precious Nicky Nuclear, huh? Seems that he's gone MIA.
What's a matter, are you scurred, Mr. Nicky? Or maybe, it's because he's not as good and tell it all as he claims to be. Psh, whatever.
Hey there, ladies and gents, this is your girl Zee le Zombie here to fill you in on all of the latest and greatest shit, as always. *muah*
Well, you know how I told you about that bomb girl, Kyle Brennan, right? Well, it turns out that we've got a bit of a problem on our hands. The "Crusaders" or, as I like to call them, bible-humping-over-zealous-zealots-with-a-crucifix-up-their-ass-Spiritualists, have started to hide the flower that she has found has the ability to help cure us all. And guess who fuckin' placed the order? John Whittaker. Huh. Never took a religious man as the type to be a military minded guy.
But, whatever. The girl seems tough as nails. She'll find some more? Right?
If not, I'm marching my perky little as down there, personally to rip the throat out of that over religious fuck.
Just who the hell does he think he is to put us all in an even worse situation than we were before. Pshh. I'll knock his fuckin' teeth out.
But anyway, my little over-zealous rascals,
Time for me to peace out, maybe take a bubble bath. I promise I'll think of you ;]
Love,
Zee le Zombie
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