Post by Dizzy on Mar 28, 2011 4:57:26 GMT -4
E V E R M U T A T I N G •••
So, I know you all know what's going on with our little zombie situation. They're scary mother fuckers, aren't they? I mean, really... I always used to wish for a zombie apocalypse like all the other loser, Indie kids. But... I thought that they'd be more... Well, like zombies.
Flesh peeling off... The only way to kill them was to cut off the head. Yeah. All that shit. Come to find out, that's not what zombies are at all.
Any of us can be infected at any time. The sick part is, none of us will realize what is happening. None of us will realize that we're slowly losing ourselves to our own insanity and blood lust.
Wow. I just went a little heavy didn't I?
Well, let's get back to the news portion of this little program... Zombies can be found anywhere. The highest concentrations seem to be along the roads, midway from one town to another. They like to jump those that are traveling.
Some zombies have the capability of acting as though they're normal, like us. Some have just completely lost their minds and have already started to desecrate themselves.
Let's say you've never seen a zombie. You're incredibly fucking blessed. But. I'll use this explanation. Think... Reavers from Firefly (yes, I went there) meets ... Those people that ate the local plant-life on that one planet in Jacob's side quest on Mass Effect 2. Yes, I went there. And, I just completely ruined any semblance of pretending that I wasn't a nerd before the end of the world.
Hope that gives you enough insight. I'm going to go cry in a corner like I did in High School. Anyway, this is Nicky Nuclear.[ Transmission Ended ]